I just started the GOP debate

Richmond, CA
A photo of a bottle of Miller High Life in front of the TV watching the GOP debate

They came out on stage correctly this time, so that's good, I guess.

I'm drinking when they say:

  • Liberal media
  • ISIS
  • Christian nation
  • Benghazi
  • America, great, and again in the same sentence

Someone please let me know if I'm going to die tonight.